Making a List

Like, why would he
have to check twice?
Are you naughty,
or are you nice?
Easy answer.
He should concur
and treat you sweet

© Stephen W. Buchanan 2022

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Stuck for Ideas?

What to post now?
You got bupkis?
Aim for lowbrow,
there you can't miss.
Include a fart,
et voila! Art!
See?! You smiled, too! 

© Stephen W. Buchanan 2022

Originally published advertising free at “If You Haven’t Got A Sonnet

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Ornamented

The Gnomes stood still
guarding the grass
showing with flair
they weren’t as crass
as we all know
the flamingo
that stands so grand

Photo of gnome courtesy of aszak (Mirosław i Joanna Bucholc) at Pixabay.

© Stephen W. Buchanan 2022

Originally published advertising free at “If You Haven’t Got A Sonnet

Hey! My daughter Bee has an Etsy site for “Hand sewn decorative items” – RaccoonStitches! Please check it out!